This garment-dyed cotton tee carries an offbeat, conversation-starting design: a hand-drawn, slightly distressed “Parables for Dummies” front graphic with quirky cartoon glasses, and a bold monogram plus tiny scripted web addresses printed on the back. The heavyweight, relaxed silhouette feels lived-in from the first wear thanks to the garment-dye process and ring-spun cotton. Wear it to small-group meetups, informal teaching sessions, or weekend streetwear looks — the shirt reads like a clever statement piece for anyone who blends faith, teaching, and approachable humor. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching keep this tee feeling grounded through repeated washes and everyday use.
Product features - Available in sizes S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart guidance - 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for soft hand and lived-in color - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability and cleaner lines - Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; offered in 58 color options
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
