This lightweight hooded sweatshirt blends vintage comic humor with soft, sustainable materials. The front features a distressed graphic reading “Parables for Dummies” with a quirky wide-eyed character — a playful, slightly ironic statement piece that feels lived-in from the first wear. The natural, creamy color pairs easily with jeans or lounge pants, while the relaxed cut and jersey-lined hood invite everyday comfort. Because it’s made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and finished with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes, it wears softly and responsibly. Wear it to late-night study sessions, casual church youth meetups, or quiet weekends when you want something cheeky and comfortable to pull on.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, strong, ideal for printing - Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) for easy layering - Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord detailing - Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for mobility - Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
